45-year-old, non-drinker, non-partyer, non-smoker, not suffering from malnutrition, with hands in the right place, looking for a job, has experience in various robot scams.
There's currently a position available for a cable technician in Ohio. No experience required, we'll train you. If you have experience, we'll work right away. You must have a work permit and a driver's license (Form 1099).
